Fantasy Pool for Idiots - Week 1

This is a fantasy fantasy football game for fans of idoits. The goal is simple: pick which of the idiots in the Pool for Idiots will win their match-ups. Each week there are 16 match ups, so pick 16 names. No ties. Ties are dumb. Do not pick ties. Here are the match-ups: » 9/12/14 5:13pm Friday 5:13pm

A Dissection of 90's Pop Lyrics With Dr. Noodles: Fake Plastic Trees

Fake Plastic Trees is a redoubtable song by a revolutionary band, but I'm hard-pressed to put its meaning into mere words. I'm mortal for chrissakes. And Thom Yorke is, uhh, Thom Yorke. Which is to say that Elton John wrote a song about him. Pretty sure about that last thing. Now that we've got that out of the way,… » 9/09/14 9:06pm 9/09/14 9:06pm