Tuesday 5/24: The matchup for the first division final is set. Today the semi-finals come from the Teens and Tweens division, with rhythm method walking us through one of a few fun threads we’ve found outside the humble confines of kinja, and notsomethingstructural updating the bracket standings. It’s Day 15, just…
Another week, another round. Time to say goodbye to the 16 songs that couldn’t quite make it over the hump, and brace ourselves for the first really, really goddamn hard matches next week (Hoobastank v. Train? Korn v. Limp Bizkit?)
You idiots have really done it this time. Good luck finding someone else to run the rest of this dumpster fire.
One of the biggest mistakes you can make in the business world is hiring a millennial. It should be avoided at all costs. Chuck Robbins, CEO of Cisco, says, “hiring a millennial and expecting them to succeed is like hiring one of those capuchin monkeys that has to wear a diaper”.
Editor’s note: who the fuck is this guy?
If you’re a fan of American soccer, brace yourself- Joe Cole is coming stateside. Formerly of such prestigious clubs as mid-table giants Chelsea and 1966 World Cup champions West Ham United, the former England international announced today that he will soon take his mesmerizing dribbling skills and occasional ability…
Since bracket season seems to be back in full swing, I too have undertaken a scientific study of the worst of the worst—but this time, it’s for the Worst Tweeter of 2016. After many hours of exhaustive research, I present to you a bracket with the top 6 seeds (there’s so many bad ones out there; easier to keep it…
So rhythm method and I decided to lift the curtain of secrecy and thrust upon you our grotesque reality: we’ve emerged from nominations, haggard, dazed, and short of breath but gazing enthusiastically into the spring sunshine knowing we’ll emerge with our lives albeit with a few scars. To quote Watership Down (I…
Update 4/25/2016: Took 2 weeks off to deal with a personal emergency. But back now. Posts are planned for Wednesdays and Fridays. 6 to go.
The Persons of the Play
chid: Tonight, we’re on a 3 hour tape-delay because I went to a concert. My ears are ringing and I’m tired, but fashion waits for no one.Ken just verbally shit all over Sam’s whole life, and Sam was just like, “I’m sad. Okay. Stop being mean to me.”
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chid: This week, the designers head to Coney Island to recreate scenes from The Warriors. There will be gang fights and mesh fabric and baseball and all sorts of bad ideas.
chid: This week, the designers begin in a book shop because there’s no such thing as a tacky idiot store.
Call me a masochist, folks, but I recently subjected myself to a binge of the newly-released 10th season of Trailer Park Boys on Netflix. Now I’m a man that enjoys a good television comedy, and for a few early seasons Trailer Park Boys was just that. The show had likable characters and it had heart, and would…