You know this man. You know what he’s done. He’s Ted McGinley and, depending on which side of the long-running debate you are on, he has either ruined your favorite shows or he has made them better.
So what do Waka Flocka, Martha Stewart and Ryan Lochte all have in common? Each have signed a Pine Bros. cough drop contract to be their spokesperson. (And maybe prison.)
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The holidays are miserable because it’s even more difficult to get noticed by the cute dark-haired girl with the full sleeve tat at the food co-op. Summer stubble has grown out to winter beards and once again you look exactly as thoughtful and rugged filling up your repurposed organic burlap carryall as the last guy…
I was recently asked a very important question: Does beer feel better in a can or a bottle? I, frankly, was stumped. So I took a year to do some research, which is why there hasn’t been a Beer Blog entry for quite some time. that, and the fact that sidespin died. After a long period of introspection and planning, I…
9:00 am - 5th cup of coffee, quick contorted pee walk to 3rd floor men’s room. Auto flush sensor at urinal sketchy, flushed on me while still standing there, got splashed.
Oh. Shit. Our boy is in some heat.
- Elliot Easton
- David Robinson
- Greg Hawkes
- Ric Ocasek
A court is in session, a verdict is in...
- Yellowfin tuna
- Large mouth bass
- Rainbow trout
- Great white shark
- Croaking catfish
- Hammerhead shark
- Mahi Mahi
So you are at your house and looking around for holes and other places to put your hog. Should you put your hog in this and turn on the switch next to it?
No, you shouldn’t.
Day 14,626. Peter Falk was once on the cover of Rolling Stone. Maybe you could be too, if you weren’t such a talent-free loser.
Just print this out and present it to any server at any restaurant in any city/town/municipality/hamlet/village anywhere in the world. They will accept it, no questions asked.
It’s kinda like baseball except the ball should bounce one time on the way to the batter. And the person delivering the ball gets to have a running start from far far away, if desired. And the batter can hit the ball in any direction - no foul balls.
The sandwich may very well be the perfect food. It’s easy to make, portable, it includes many options from the Food Pyramid, and more often than not, you are the one who is making it. That makes you both the producer and the consumer, thus eliminating the middle man. Unless of course you have Kuato sticking out of…
Apparently the transition to running the decrepit Deadspin Concourse could be going much better for former Gawker staffer Ashley Feinberg, as several tipsters described in a harrowing account.
Oh. Oh dear God.
Look, I like fantasy sports just as much as you do. It’s fun, it’s free, it’s a great opportunity to talk shit to friends and strangers alike. But the income inequality (wage gap) is destroying our sport.
“People forget 9/11 but I remember. What a beautiful morning it was! After the towers fell, I watched the music video for P.O.D.’s “Alive,” on MTV eight times a day. Some souls were lost that fateful day. Others were found.”
Frienemy of the program Chris Kluwe was recently interviewed as part of a WSJ promo for American Ninja Warrior Season 8. For the under-traveled, WSJ is a “news” “channel” that broadcasts pre-recorded “snippets,” but only on jetBlue. It features E- list celebrities like Chris Kluwe and really only gets watched outside…
“Hey, Idiot” is a new Gawrker Lifehack column that aims to dispense practical advice to the fucking clueless, specifically all you goddamned millennials who have no idea how the Earth managed to spin on its own axis before you graced us with your presence.