The Doors, Ranked

1. Outside door: How else are you even going to get in to all the other doors, or conversely, away from all other doors without this door? You really think the outside door isn't the best of the doors' work? Sack up, buddy. You've got some growing to do. » 3/24/15 10:30pm Tuesday 10:30pm

NCAA Idiots Pool for Idiots: Preview

Alright idiots the picks are in. Six of you managed to lose a Final Four team four hours into the tournament, before I could even get a preview written. (UPDATE: add five more to that for those who picked Baylor.) Fear not, as none of you will finish last. That goes to everyone's least favorite sandwich dad, Cobra,… » 3/19/15 3:59pm 3/19/15 3:59pm

Wherein My High School Dating Life Died Prematurely

So I'll just put it out there - I did not date in high school. And when I say that I don't mean I only went on a few dates but they went nowhere. I mean in four years I did not once have one single date. The reasons for that are too numerous to list here, but I can say that my first and best opportunity to date was… » 3/19/15 10:47am 3/19/15 10:47am

Who wants to hear a 17-minute Milli Vanilli song?

Because this guy sure does! So much that he took the time to gather several remixes of Milli Vanilli's "Girl You Know It's True" and piece them together into some unholy Golem megamix. For those who know about the Steve Hoffman music forum, this is especially obsessive and stupid even by their standards. » 3/18/15 4:45pm 3/18/15 4:45pm