As someone who grew up on the Atari 2600 and got a college minor in Madden '94 on the Sega, I can't profess to know too much about these newfangled devices. But I hear they're pretty cool. Let's see which of today's contestants has bigger bits. (Did I do that right?)

You know the rules. And no cheat codes. (Did I do that right?)

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