Pasta is delicious. Noodles are essential for making pasta, and whether you need a gluten-free rice noodle or a whole wheat variety, there are as many options as there are variations of classic Italian dishes. Today, we'll try to determine our favourite pastas by first listing them within specific categories (in no particular order), then leaving our own preferences in the comments.

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Also, Gnocchi is delicious and is more or less in a category of its own, so I'll assume that we all find it to be a fantastic noodle and doesn't require categorization.

Each category also features a 'joke' entry. The person who spots the 5 without first googling them will receive a complimentary bag of moose-shaped noodles I got at IKEA that supposedly made my girlfriend ill the following day.

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Ribbon-Cut Varieties:

Pappardelle

Linguine

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Fettucine

Lasagna

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Bavette

Tagliatelle

Cazzo Bavetta

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Pizzoccheri

Short-Cut Varieties:

Cavatappi

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Cannelloni

Fagioloni

Gemmelli

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Macaroni

Manicotti

Penne

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Rigatoni

Stronzo

Rotini

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Tortiglioni

Garganelli

Long Pasta Varieties:

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Fusilli

Bucatini

Cappellini

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Spaghetti

Vermicelli

Pene

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Bigoli

Perciatelli

Stuffed Pasta Varieties:

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Agnolotti

Cannelloni

Fagottini

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Pierogi

Ravioli

Culone

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Tortellini

Tortelloni

Cappelletti

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Decorative Varieties:

Campanelle

Conchiglie

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Cavatelli

Farfalle

Fiorentine

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Lanterne

Scoreggia

Gigli

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Orecchiette

Rotelle

Rotini

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Torchio

Please leave your favourites in the replies below or your guesses for the 5 fictional noodles. Thank you for your wavering support of Sidespin.