SCENE: Office of the world's coolest, sexiest, most bad-ass motherfuckin' engineer you ever did see. An email pops up.
Very Important Client: We need a conference call. When are you available?
Engineer: Anytime between 9 and 2:30.
Architect: That works for me too.
Project Manager: I can make it.
Client: So how about 4:00?
Engineer: I'm, um, not available.
Project Manager: Nope.
Client: So 4 is out?
Client: Ok, how about tomorrow at 8:30?
Engineer: Works for me.
Architect: Me too. Here's the call in number.
Project Manager: Talk to you then.
8:30: [rolls around]
Robot voice: You are the... FIRST... caller.
Musak: [plays amazing Kenny G cover]
Engineer: [waits five minutes]
Engineer: [hangs up]
9:45: [comes into being]
Client: [calls Engineer]
Client: Where are you? We're all waiting!
Engineer: I called at 8:30. No one was there.
Client: Oh, I changed it to 9:30. Guess I didn't tell you. Call in now.
Client: I can't believe you're late to this. Everyone is really pissed at you. We've all got things to do, you know.
Engineer: [closes eyes]
Engineer: [clenches fists]
Engineer: [becomes black hole]
Engineer: [swallows eternity]
Engineer: [open eyes]
Engineer: [is not actually black hole]
Eternity: [is intact]
Engineer: [dials in]