I bring you unbridled joy.
I brew beer. Not well, I don’t claim to be a master brewer. However I do it well enough to drink it and my friends think so too. I used to bottle my beer but found kegging to be better. WHY?
Well- bottling has it’s benefits. Portability for one.....that’s about it. So, actually bottling has it’s BENEFIT. Along…
Earlier today, Gary Bettman took to the podium at the All Star Game Weekend or Whatever to talk about a bunch of crap that no one cared about by virtue of it being said by Gary Bettman. But one thing stuck out, and I am in quite a pickle to find myself in agreement with a mortal adversary.
After a nice holiday break, I’m re-opening the pitch line for contributions to the forthcoming hip hop book, as coauthored by you. To date, there’s 24 people who have identified a topic and signed on to write. And you can fill one of the remaining 26 spots with your story and get it printed.
Pictured: A bottle of Willett Family Estate 3-year Rye Whiskey (quite possibly my favorite beverage on Earth, outside of chocolate almond milk and cream soda)
A reprint from pre-Hogan Gawrker, in honor of Laura Petrie.
Two weeks ago I lost one of the best friends I’ve ever had. It was a sudden and unexpected loss. Pete was only 45. I’d known him for over 20 years, and in that time you could never ask for a better friend. The world is truly emptier without him in it. My friends and I were devastated by the news, as we had just seen…
You see, a diet says that you have to eat a shit ton of vegetables or eat healthy. I prefer to eat less of the unhealthy and see if starving gives fucking celery some damn flavor. Food tastes better when you are hungry! Right?
Fuck off, 2016.
Technology—it’s the present!
UPDATE: Carrie Fisher died less than twenty-four hours after this list was posted. Clearly, I am responsible for that. Sorry, I’m trying to remove it.
Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.
Because, if you are like me, you want to please the wife. She makes sure I don’t fuck things up too much. She yells at me to get to the doctor. She also does fun things that I will leave to your imagination. Well, maybe not any of you people, as I’m sure your idea of a good time is illegal in 48 states. But,…
Over the last several weeks, I’ve compiled submissions for the best records of 2016 from seventeen different participants in the Gawrker Music Pole.
‘allo everyone, what are you looking forward to this weekend? Bought or made any cool presents for people? Cooking anything yummy? Visiting people you love (or not so much...)? As always, this is the mostly weekly lets be friends Whitenoise, Hackerspace, Groupthink, Powder Room, Odeck, Tay, Oppo, Backtalk, Clashtalk, …
Big things were happening at Gawrker in this, the year of our Lord, 2016. While other sites had a greater volume of articles, we at Gawrker put faith in the old adage, “it’s quality, not quantity.” Here are only a few highlights from a year of “incredible” “successes.”