Many people (as in more than one) have asked me for my favorite song, or album, or whatever, like I’m not writing a book already (update soon!). I mean geez, guys.

So here’s a bunch of stuff I scribbled down over the last 2 weeks for whatever awards I felt like giving out. I’m sure I’ll do this again at another interval that I’ll decide on eventually. Q&A in the comments.

Breakout Artist of the Year:
Anderson .Paak

Veteran Disappointment of the Year:
Lady Gaga

Artist of the Year:
Chance the Rapper

Un-artist of the Year:
Drake

Super Cool, Really in Touch with the Scene Uncle:
Jack White

Dude who is Super Nice and Responded Sincerely to my Email Asking for Advice:
Rob Harvilla

“WHERE’S THE ALBUM” of the Year:
Jay Electronica (7th consecutive)

Moment of the Year:
Absolutely everything about “Famous” - Kanye West

Best Album About Death:
Skeleton Tree - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Death of the Year:
David Bowie

Overrated Album of the Year:
Blackstar - David Bowie

Underrated Album of the Year:
JEFFERY - Young Thug

Overrated Song of the Year:
“Formation” - Beyonce

Visual Art of the Year:
“Formation” - Beyonce

Underrated Song of the Year:
“Cash Machine” - D.R.A.M.

No Actually That’s a Bad Song of the Year:
“Work” - Rihanna ft. Drake

Really Good Rap Verses That Probably Weren’t the Best But I Just Wanna Bring Them Up Anyways:
“Summer Friends” - Chance the Rapper

Album Cover of the Year:
JEFFERY - Young Thug
(Honorable Mention: JEFFERY - Young Thug)

Rap Song of the Year:
“The Space Program” - A Tribe Called Quest
(Honorable Mention: “No More Parties in L.A.” - Kanye West)

Rap Album of the Year:
Coloring Book - Chance the Rapper
(Honorable Mention: We got it from Here... Thank You 4 Your service - A Tribe Called Quest)

Song of the Year:
“Ultralight Beam” - Kanye West
(Honorable Mentions: “Solo” - Frank Ocean, “Cranes in the Sky” - Solange)

Album of the Year:
Blonde - Frank Ocean
(Honorable Mention: Lemonade - Beyonce)

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Again, I will take questions in the comments.