Congratulations to the 2014 Sidee winners — you are all horrible, horrible people:

Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Miniseries or Made for Sidespin Movie:

  • Pleatherface, The Deadliest Spin

This is Pleatherface's first Sidee. He was previously nominated in every other category.

Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Musical or Comedy:

  • Same Sad Echo, Second Chances

Same Sad Echo was previously the winner of 2012's Outstanding Blogging By a Guy With a Pseudonym Using a Second Pseudonym.

Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Dramatic Role (Non-Sports):

  • BatmansRobyn, Stories I Won't Tell You.

BatmansRobyn was the winner of the 2013 Lbabee for Outstanding Frequent and Mediocre Commenting by a Female.

Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Dramatic Role (Sports):

  • Miserable Shitehawk, The Problem With Richard Sherman Isn't Richard Sherman

Miserable Shitehawk has previously killed five drifters overseas.

Worst Contributions to Sidespin:

  • Morried In the Gary, Perspectives: American Football

Morried in the Gary was last seen with Miserable Shitehawk in Spain.

Worst Roundup Writer:

  • Tyson T. Grivens
  • Benevolent Dictator
  • Plus Juan
  • Voltaire's Angry Glove
  • Colonel "Madmen" Maddox
  • Senseless Apprentice

This is the first six-way tie in Sidee history.

Best Deadspin Writer:

  • Tom Ley

This is Tom Ley's first Sidee.

Worst Deadspin Writer:

  • Tom Ley

This is Tom Ley's second Sidee.

Outstanding Performance in a Recurring Guest Deadspin Comment Role:

  • JRW, Recommended Your Post

This was the first unanimous winner in Sidee history.

Outstanding Performance in a Supporting +1

  • PostApocalypticRecSpecs

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In Memoriam:

  • Eddie Murray Sparkles

Eddie Murray Sparkles is not walking through that door.

2014 Deadspin Commenter of the Year:

  • Raysism

This is Raysism's second COTY.