This is just like the movies game, except that it's nothing like it and it's just depressing trivia about commenters.

  • 1. This is the commenter who abandoned a homeless person.
  • 2. This is the commenter who recently had a family member die.
  • 3. This is the commenter who is a failed chef and only knows how to prepare the most basic foods.
  • 4. This is the commenter who, actuarially speaking, has less than ten years to live.
  • 5. This is the commenter who lost his star within the first month and wouldn't stop arguing with Sean Newell.
  • 6. This is the commenter who is gay and thought it’d be a good idea to live in Alabama.
  • 7. This is the commenter whose dog is gay.
  • 8. This is the commenter who regularly gets made fun of on MBA.
  • 9. This is the commenter who everybody hates.
  • 10. This is the commenter who everybody hates, but this time don’t put me.
  • 11. This is the commenter who is morbidly obese (one point for each correct answer).
  • 12. This is the commenter who you secretly think is not that funny but you’ve never told anybody.
  • 13. This is the commenter who went to college in the coolest beach town in the world and then moved to south Canada.
  • 14. This is the commenter who hasn’t been around much lately and you’d least like to see come back.
  • 15. This is the commenter who is sad and alone, and burdened with regret.