- - Erect "World's Greatest Owner" statue of self in front of Staples Center
- - Hire another prostitute and record himself telling her how he loves almost all black people, just not the specific ones he mentioned in the other recording.
Fire all players immediately before game
Only allow 7.5 players to dress, see if they get the hint.
- - Rearrange liver spots to spell out "Fuck you Silver"
- - Ask Al Davis what to do
- - Law suits, law suits, law suits!
- - Move team to Indianapolis overnight without telling anybody.
- - Buy chocolate milk, oreos, bananas… shit Don, get it together, this isn't your grocery list
- - Call other owners, crudely piece together audio making them sound racist, blackmail.
- - Do nothing, continue to collect $.