1. Krispy Kreme

2. Homemade

3. Fake homemade using canned biscuit dough

4. Frozen doughnuts from the freezer section at your grocer

5. Plain Bagel

6. 12 month old Hostess Powdered Sugar Donuts from an abandoned vending machine

7. Moldy leftover doughnuts from the dumpster behind the last AA meeting site

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116. A NASCAR-style tire-rub doughnut on the side of your new car

117. Sharting's irrational opinion of blue drink and icepops (non sequitur notwithstanding)

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12678. Dunkin Donuts