Thing works as a DJ in a hipster nightclub.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 work as wilderness guides for the visually impaired.
The Thing currently works as a commentator for the NBA on TNT.
The Wild Things work the docks, getting by mostly on tips from foreign dignitaries.
Swamp Thing works on his dissertation. Well, he’s technically still in lit review, but he pretty much has his general thesis nailed down, so he thinks he’s going to start on his outline next week when his advisor gets back from sabbatical.