Cat Names, Scientifically Ranked

It is apparent that between the Roundups, a fantastic serial, and great opinion pieces, that our beloved Sidespin has grown up and become something far more mature than any of us would have dared dream.

That being said, I want to thank each of you writers for spurring me forward into writing better, more thought-provoking pieces. Hopefully this will also do the same for all of you.

CAT NAMES, RANKED

  1. Banjo
  2. Boots
  3. Captain Fluffy
  4. Quarters
  5. Cedar
  6. Newman
  7. Polska
  8. Imminence
  9. Charles
  10. Akimbo Splice
  11. Rosalind
  12. My Post-Op Friend
  13. FluffExeter
  14. Nickels
  15. Isaac
  16. Milk Thistle
  17. MilkFister
  18. Nugent
  19. Parker
  20. Cing Cong
  21. Fred
  22. Cat
  23. Prince
  24. Mittens
  25. Armour
  26. Nero
  27. Jools
  28. Bobby
  29. Caternicius
  30. Jerome
  31. Paper Paws
  32. Papi
  33. Neutered Milk Hotel
  34. Fumbles
  35. Nautica
  36. Kilgore Buckley VII
  37. Pete Pussco
  38. Anita
  39. Nyami
  40. Spock
  41. Ryan Adams
  42. Tuba
  43. MacNaughton
  44. Paws Givens
  45. Caterpillar
  46. Michael Stripes
  47. Kit
  48. Hit By Car
  49. Theodore
  50. Actually having your cat hit by a car

5,120. Tartar Sauce