Hey, it might not be my Thanksgiving this week, but it's American Thanksgiving, and isn't that what really matters?

This post is going out early, because, for the first time in Idiots Pool history, you have to pick the damn Thursday games! My arbitrary and stupid rules dictate that in addition to the Mandatory Monday Nighter™, this week, you must also pick the trifecta of turkey day pigskin, you chickens.

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Because of this, and because most of you assholes will be visiting family, allowing undocumented immigrants to take your jobs, and eating shitloads of food while I'm slaving away in my damn office next Thursday and Friday, the pick deadline for Week 13 is Wednesday night at one second before midnight (Eastern).

Here is your pool schedule:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:StuartScottsEye
marmol heatervsJay Sanin
Milo MinderbindervsFreemanMcNeil
Peabo BrysonvsEvil Roy Slade
PleatherfacevsDougExeter
rhythm methodvsCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
RubdirtinittakealapvsBring Back Anthony Mason
Same Sad EchovsBatmansRobyn
SponsoredByV8vsTelemundo
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:The Amazing Sneijderman
DriftervsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
ErgvsDingoDen
GirlwondervsCyrus the Virus
ItlnStlnvscobra, brah
JacquesLeftFeetvsBlackGallagher
Mangini in a BottlevsAnthonyMasonsBarber
Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsAaron G
PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsZachHalverson

And here are your NFL Games with all mandatory games in bold:

CHI@DETTHU, NOV 2712:30 PM
PHI@DALTHU, NOV 274:30 PM
SEA@SFTHU, NOV 278:30 PM
CLE@BUFSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
WAS@INDSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
OAK@STLSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
CAR@MINSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
NO@PITSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
CIN@TBSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
NYG@JAXSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
SD@BALSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
TEN@HOUSUN, NOV 301:00 PM
ARI@ATLSUN, NOV 304:05 PM
NE@GBSUN, NOV 304:25 PM
DEN@KCSUN, NOV 308:30 PM
MIA@NYJMON, DEC 18:30 PM

Enjoy yourselves, Idiots. You don't deserve it.