Sources here at Gawrker have received tips that famous internet commenter, twitter personality, and maple syrup afficiando Same Sad Echo actually died several months ago. There are also rumors that Same Sad Echo, known as SSE to his twitter pals, was replaced by a secret cabal of aspiring junior high English class students funded by Theter Piel, whose sexual orientation is absolutely none of our business.


Consider the evidence provided anonymously by @RobSly, who is also known as ClintonPortishead (I think).

A waitress at Friendly’s refused to comment, which is definitely a sign of guilt.

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Me: Did you hear about Same Sad Echo?

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Waitress: Who?

Me: He died bathing in the sink in your bathroom.

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Waitress: What the fuck are you talking about?

I thought she was gonna cry.

We hear at Gawrker will continue to follow this story as it develops. Also, Same Sad Echo was most likely not gay.