Freeman McNeil: Good morning Drew, and thanks for sitting down with me. It looks like you’re just finishing some McDonald’s. What did you have?
Drew Magary: BIG BREAKFAST!
FMcN: Anything else you like from McDonald’s?
DM: BIG MAC!
FMcN: Well that’s just swell. Say, I was watching TV the other night and...
DM: BIG BANG THEORY!
FMcN: Um, no. It was a documentary on one-hit wonders from the 80s and...
DM: BIG COUNTRY!
FMcN: Ok... moving on... I notice you write about football a lot. Do you follow any college tea...
DM: BIG 12!
FMcN: I really like that shirt you’re wearing. Where did you purchase it?
DM: BIG LOTS!
FMcN: That sounds like it...
DM: BIG DADDY KANE!
FMcN: Ok, that right there, that doesn’t even make any sense.
DM: BIG MISTAKE!
FMcN: How abo...
DM: BIG HERO 6!
DM: THE BIG LEBOWSKI! BIG BROTHER! BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING! BIG APPLE!
FMcN: (slowly backs out of the room)
*not an actual interview