Freeman McNeil: Good morning Drew, and thanks for sitting down with me. It looks like you’re just finishing some McDonald’s. What did you have?

Drew Magary: BIG BREAKFAST!

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FMcN: Anything else you like from McDonald’s?

DM: BIG MAC!

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FMcN: Well that’s just swell. Say, I was watching TV the other night and...

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DM: BIG BANG THEORY!

FMcN: Um, no. It was a documentary on one-hit wonders from the 80s and...

DM: BIG COUNTRY!

FMcN: Ok... moving on... I notice you write about football a lot. Do you follow any college tea...

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DM: BIG 12!

FMcN: I really like that shirt you’re wearing. Where did you purchase it?

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DM: BIG LOTS!

FMcN: That sounds like it...

DM: BIG DADDY KANE!

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FMcN: Ok, that right there, that doesn’t even make any sense.

DM: BIG MISTAKE!

FMcN: How abo...

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DM: BIG HERO 6!

FMcN: Um...

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DM: THE BIG LEBOWSKI! BIG BROTHER! BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING! BIG APPLE!

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FMcN: (slowly backs out of the room)

*not an actual interview