1. Computer (and accessories, monitors/keyboard/mouse, you get the picture)

1.5. Photos from my wedding

2. Blank Post-its of differing sizes

3. Pen

4. 3 different sizes of notepads

5. This weird-ass white-out that's, like, on a roll? And works really well? Unless you don't apply it right at first and then it actually pulls the already-applied white-out up with it, what the goddamn fuck

6. Various colors of highlighters

7. Document holder/stand/thing that holds no documents at the moment

8. Empty coffee mug

9. A very small bottle of hand sanitizer that has been partially wedged behind my wedding photos for like 2 months now, allegedly it smells like pears

10. Paper clips

11. Paper clips I have bent out of the standard paper clip shape

12. So many binder clips, I've seriously never used these but they just sort of showed up here

13. Landline phone

14. Stapler

15. The Adventures of Puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhddles, the wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah [unintelligible electronic torture noise] Amazing Dubstepmarine Puppy