THE OFFICIAL, UNARGUABLE LIST

1. Diet Dr. Pepper

2. Coke Zero

3. Diet Root Beer

4. Diet Pepsi

5. Cherry Coke Zero

6. Diet Coke with Lime

7. Diet Orange Soda

8. Diet Coke

9. Diet Mountain Dew

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954. Diet Paula Deen's Back Sweat

955. Diet Ginger Ale

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10,403. Diet Bob Hope's Frozen Urine

10,404. Sprite Zero