Reproductive education kicked off at school today.

Revan Jr. came home from school today a bit straight faced with big eyes today. He told his mom the following things in his trauma: 

“It’s about PUBERTY!”

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“I know what happens down there!”

“Don’t look at page 14. I’m never again looking at page 14 or more.”

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Yes. Now, keep that attitude up until your 25, and we will have no problems with me. Maybe a few problems socially and such, but those can be helped later on with therapy for a few decades and a good cult leader.