All right, some of you pussies couldn't handle the formatting of the other website, so now you get Kinja. I hope you're happy.

Here are your Week 1 matchups.

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Peabo Bryson
Bring Back Anthony MasonvsBatmansRobyn
PHI NYG SD NE DEN CHI PIT KC MIN NYJ *NO CHI NE PHI PIT DAL CAR DEN NYG SD
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Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsTelemundo
PHI DEN CHI KC STL PIT NYJ DET SF ARI*NO NYJ PHI PIT BAL HOU SF DEN NYG ARI
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DougExetervsStuartScottsEye
PIT NO CHI PHI STL KC NE DEN NYG ARI*NO NE CHI JAX PIT SF CIN DEN NYG SD
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Evil Roy SladevsSponsoredByV8
NO CHI KC NE PHI PIT BAL SF DET SD*ARI DET DEN CHI PHI PIT SF NE OAK STL
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FreemanMcNeilvsSame Sad Echo
CHI KC NE NYJ PIT PHI SF DEN DET ARI*NO CHI KC NE NYJ SF CAR DEN NYG SD
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Jay SaninvsRubdirtinittakealap
PHI NYG ARI NYJ KC CHI PIT SF DEN HOU*ARI DET DEN NE PHI KC CHI PIT NYJ BAL
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marmol heatervsrhythm method
NO CHI NE PHI PIT DET SD NYJ CIN SF*PIT PHI NYJ CHI KC NE SF DEN DET ARI
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Milo MinderbindervsPleatherface
KC NYJ ARI DEN NE SF PHI PIT CHI DET*CHI NE PHI PIT BAL SF CAR DEN DET ARI
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SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:Girlwonder
AnthonyMasonsBarbervsAaron G
NO CHI KC NE PHI PIT SF DEN DET ARI*CHI STL NE NYJ PHI PIT SF DEN DET ARI
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BlackGallaghervsZachHalverson
CHI KC NE PHI PIT WAS SF DEN ARI DET*DET ARI NO CHI SF DEN HOU PHI PIT TB
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cobra, brahvsThe Amazing Sneijderman
CHI KC NYG NE OAK PHI PIT SD SF DEN*CHI KC NE NYJ PHI PIT HOU DEN DET SD
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Cyrus the VirusvsPostApocalypticRecSpecs
DET SD CHI KC MIN NE PHI PIT CAR DEN*CHI ARI DEN DET SF PIT PHI KC NYJ MIA
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DingoDenvsMr. Rodgers Neighborhood
CHI KC STL NE PHI PIT DEN SF DET ARI*SD DET DEN KC PHI PIT STL NYJ BAL HOU
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DJ Jazzy Jeff WeavervsMangini in a Bottle
DET ARI ATL CHI NE MIN OAK PIT SF DEN*CHI KC NE PHI WAS DAL CAR DEN DET SD
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DriftervsJacquesLeftFeet
NO CHI NE NYJ PHI CLE CAR DEN NYG ARI*CHI KC NE NYJ PHI PIT DEN SF DET ARI
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ErgvsItlnStln
ATL CHI NE NYJ PHI PIT TB DEN DET SD*SD DET DEN KC PHI PIT STL NYJ BAL HOU
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