Pool For Idiots - Week 1 Picks Thread

All right, folks, let's get started.

Here is the Week 1 pool schedule:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Peabo BrysonWeek 1SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:Girlwonder
Bring Back Anthony MasonvsBatmansRobyn*AnthonyMasonsBarbervsAaron G
Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsTelemundo*BlackGallaghervsZachHalverson
DougExetervsStuartScottsEye*cobra, brahvsThe Amazing Sneijderman
Evil Roy SladevsSponsoredByV8*Cyrus the VirusvsPostApocalypticRecSpecs
FreemanMcNeilvsSame Sad Echo*DingoDenvsMr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Jay SaninvsRubdirtinittakealap*DJ Jazzy Jeff WeavervsMangini in a Bottle
marmol heatervsrhythm method*DriftervsJacquesLeftFeet
Milo MinderbindervsPleatherface*ErgvsItlnStln

And here is the schedule of eligible NFL games:

NO@ATLSUN, SEP 7
BUF@CHISUN, SEP 7
TEN@KCSUN, SEP 7
MIN@STLSUN, SEP 7
NE@MIASUN, SEP 7
OAK@NYJSUN, SEP 7
JAX@PHISUN, SEP 7
CLE@PITSUN, SEP 7
CIN@BALSUN, SEP 7
WAS@HOUSUN, SEP 7
SF@DALSUN, SEP 7
CAR@TBSUN, SEP 7
IND@DENSUN, SEP 7
NYG@DETMON, SEP 8
SD@ARIMON, SEP 8

Send me the picks either by Twitter DM (@DougExeter) or by email to DeadspinFootball@gmail.com. I prefer Twitter DM. Your picks must include the NY Giants-Detroit and San Diego-Arizona Monday night games.

Please send the picks by listing the two- or three-letter abbreviation separated by a single space, such as the following:

MIA NYJ PHI PIT BAL HOU DAL TB DET ARI

Deadline for getting your picks in is 3pm Eastern, Friday, September 5. Good luck to everyone except StuartScottsEye.