Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

Here are your results from the first week of idiotic competition:

Week 1*******Score*******Score
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBring Back Anthony Mason5BatmansRobyn4
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet7Telemundo7
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceDougExeter4StuartScottsEye4
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceEvil Roy Slade4SponsoredByV86
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceFreemanMcNeil7Same Sad Echo4
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceJay Sanin7Rubdirtinittakealap6
BronzeHammer Memorial Conferencemarmol heater6rhythm method7
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceMilo Minderbinder7Pleatherface7
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceAnthonyMasonsBarber6Aaron G7
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBlackGallagher6ZachHalverson7
SonarJose Memorial Conferencecobra, brah4The Amazing Sneijderman6
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceCyrus the Virus6PostApocalypticRecSpecs8
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDingoDen6Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood6
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver7Mangini in a Bottle4
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDrifter5JacquesLeftFeet7
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceErg6ItlnStln6

Here are the BronzeHammer Memorial Conference Standings:

TeamGPWLTPicks Correct
FreemanMcNeil11007
rhythm method11007
Jay Sanin11007
SponsoredByV811006
Bring Back Anthony Mason11005
Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet10017
Milo Minderbinder10017
Pleatherface10017
Telemundo10017
DougExeter10014
StuartScottsEye10014
Peabo Bryson00000
Rubdirtinittakealap10106
marmol heater10106
BatmansRobyn10104
Evil Roy Slade10104
Same Sad Echo10104

And the SonarJose Memorial Conference standings:

TeamGPWLTPicks Correct
PostApocalypticRecSpecs11008
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver11007
JacquesLeftFeet11007
ZachHalverson11007
Aaron G11007
The Amazing Sneijderman11006
DingoDen10016
Erg10016
ItlnStln10016
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood10016
Girlwonder00000
AnthonyMasonsBarber10106
BlackGallagher10106
Cyrus the Virus10106
Drifter10105
cobra, brah10104
Mangini in a Bottle10104

WEEK 2 Matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Bring Back Anthony MasonWeek 2SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:AnthonyMasonsBarber
BatmansRobynvsCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet*Aaron GvsBlackGallagher
PleatherfacevsPeabo Bryson*ItlnStlnvsGirlwonder
rhythm methodvsMilo Minderbinder*JacquesLeftFeetvsErg
Rubdirtinittakealapvsmarmol heater*Mangini in a BottlevsDrifter
Same Sad EchovsJay Sanin*Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
SponsoredByV8vsFreemanMcNeil*PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsDingoDen
StuartScottsEyevsEvil Roy Slade*The Amazing SneijdermanvsCyrus the Virus
TelemundovsDougExeter*ZachHalversonvscobra, brah

And here are the NFL games to pick. Remember, pick 10, including the Eagles-Colts Monday nighter. Get your picks in to me by 3pm Eastern Friday.

MIA@BUFSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
ATL@CINSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
NO@CLESUN, SEP 141:00 PM
DAL@TENSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
NE@MINSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
ARI@NYGSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
JAX@WASSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
DET@CARSUN, SEP 141:00 PM
SEA@SDSUN, SEP 144:05 PM
STL@TBSUN, SEP 144:05 PM
KC@DENSUN, SEP 144:25 PM
NYJ@GBSUN, SEP 144:25 PM
HOU@OAKSUN, SEP 144:25 PM
CHI@SFSUN, SEP 148:30 PM
PHI@INDMON, SEP 158:30 PM

I'll be on vacation next week so I will be late getting the results post up. If anyone wants to put up a placeholder post, DM me and let me know. I'll set a Week 3 picks post to run automatically and have everything up to speed when I get back.

Enjoy the games, now that the NFL has made it morally defensible again.