Will you guys shut the fuck up and let me run my damn site?

Despite the Eagles-Panthers game not yet being formally *over*, per se, I'm in Canada, and our football games have only THREE quarters, so fuck off, the Panthers aren't coming back to win and might was well be the Florida Panthers (lol, hockey) at this point. Your scores are final.

Advertisement

This was the highest-scoring week so far with an average of just over 8 correct picks. Drifter figured out how to beat someone and Milo got his perfect week. 16 players scored 8 this week and went a combined 5-7-4, so sucks to be you guys.

Peabo's mystifying reliance on Carolina handed him his fourth straight loss, tying him with area troll marmol heater with the longest current losing streak. Your (above reproach) commissioner has the longest current win streak, at 4. Cyrus has a 6 game winless streak going (0-4-2) and DJJJW is unbeaten in 6 (3-0-3). Everyone else is somewhere in the middle, AKA Not-Notable-Land.

Here are the week's results:

Week 10TeamScoreTeamScore
BHMCBatmansRobyn7Pleatherface8
BHMCBring Back Anthony Mason8Peabo Bryson7
BHMCCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet8Milo Minderbinder10
BHMCDougExeter9marmol heater8
BHMCEvil Roy Slade9Jay Sanin8
BHMCSponsoredByV88Same Sad Echo7
BHMCStuartScottsEye7Rubdirtinittakealap8
BHMCTelemundo7rhythm method9
SJMCAaron G8ItlnStln9
SJMCAnthonyMasonsBarber9Girlwonder8
SJMCBlackGallagher8Erg8
SJMCcobra, brah6Drifter8
SJMCCyrus the Virus8DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver8
SJMCPostApocalypticRecSpecs9Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood7
SJMCThe Amazing Sneijderman9Mangini in a Bottle8
SJMCZachHalverson9JacquesLeftFeet8

And here are your updated standings:

BHMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win PctLast 5Streak
DougExeter9612687.560.7784-1-0W4
rhythm method9513626.890.7224-1-0W3
Bring Back Anthony Mason9522606.670.6673-1-1W3
SponsoredByV810532666.600.6002-3-0W1
Evil Roy Slade9531616.780.6112-2-1W1
Rubdirtinittakealap9531606.670.6113-1-1W2
FreemanMcNeil9531596.560.6113-2-0W1
Milo Minderbinder10433646.400.5503-1-1W1
Jay Sanin10442636.300.5001-3-1L2
BatmansRobyn10460616.100.4003-2-0L1
Same Sad Echo9342556.110.4442-2-1L1
Telemundo10352636.300.4003-2-0L1
StuartScottsEye10352616.100.4002-2-1L2
Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet9351647.110.3892-3-0L1
Pleatherface9252505.560.3332-3-0W1
Peabo Bryson9261586.440.2781-4-0L4
marmol heater10271616.100.2501-4-0L4
SJMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win PctLast 5Streak
The Amazing Sneijderman10613717.100.7503-1-1W1
DingoDen9522687.560.6674-1-0W3
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver10424656.500.6002-0-3T1
JacquesLeftFeet9531606.670.6112-2-1L1
BlackGallagher9423657.220.6111-1-3T3
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood9423626.890.6112-2-1L1
Erg10433676.700.5502-1-2T1
Girlwonder9432606.670.5563-2-0L1
PostApocalypticRecSpecs10442676.700.5001-3-1W1
AnthonyMasonsBarber9333626.890.5002-1-2W1
Mangini in a Bottle9333596.560.5003-1-1L1
Aaron G10460676.700.4002-3-0L2
ZachHalverson10361616.100.3502-2-1W1
ItlnStln9243546.000.3892-2-1W2
cobra, brah9360515.670.3331-4-0L3
Drifter10154636.300.3001-2-2W1
Cyrus the Virus9153586.440.2780-3-2T1

Week 11 preview post forthcoming shortly, following the next seven underexplained lists.