Football pools, ranked:

1. This one

2. The one on the Vikings' sex boat (that had a pool, right?)

Haha, just kidding. Put the damn gun down, Shitehawk.

Here are the matchups and pick numbers for Week 11.

*BHMC*
Jay SaninCOMMON PICKSFreemanMcNeil
SEA ARI CHIPIT GB DEN SF SD IND WASCLE NO DET
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marmol heaterCOMMON PICKSEvil Roy Slade
CHI NO NECLE GB DEN SD ARI PIT SFSEA WAS CAR
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Milo MinderbinderCOMMON PICKSDougExeter
IND CAR ARI NOPIT CLE GB SD DEN SFSEA WAS ATL DET
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Peabo BrysonCOMMON PICKSCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
SEACLE GB DEN NO SF WAS SD NE PITMIN
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PleatherfaceCOMMON PICKSBring Back Anthony Mason
TEN ARI SEA ATL NECHI GB DEN SF SDNO PIT CLE DET IND
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rhythm methodCOMMON PICKSBatmansRobyn
CLE WASCHI GB DEN NO SF SD SEA PITDET NE
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RubdirtinittakealapCOMMON PICKSTelemundo
SEA ATL NO SFWAS DEN SD GB IND TENKC NYG CAR ARI
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Same Sad EchoCOMMON PICKSStuartScottsEye
CLE ATL INDGB DEN NO SF WAS SD PITMIN SEA ARI
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*SJMC*
DJ Jazzy Jeff WeaverCOMMON PICKSDingoDen
MIN SEA NECLE GB PIT ARI SD SF DENNO CHI WAS
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DrifterCOMMON PICKSCyrus the Virus
GB SEA NO NYG DETCLE DEN SD NE PITARI SF CIN CHI ATL
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ErgCOMMON PICKScobra, brah
SF DET INDCLE GB DEN NO WAS SD PITNE SEA CHI
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GirlwonderCOMMON PICKSBlackGallagher
ATL DETCLE GB DEN NO SF WAS SD PITCHI ARI
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ItlnStlnCOMMON PICKSAnthonyMasonsBarber
NE WAS CLE MINPIT SD SF DEN GB NOCHI SEA DET
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JacquesLeftFeetCOMMON PICKSAaron G
DEN DETCHI CLE NO WAS SF SD GB PITSTL IND
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Mangini in a BottleCOMMON PICKSZachHalverson
KC SD DET IND PITCLE DEN NO SF WASSEA OAK ARI NE TEN
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Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodCOMMON PICKSThe Amazing Sneijderman
CAR CIN INDGB DEN CHI WAS ARI SD PITSEA NO SF
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MIN4CHI15
HOU0CLE23
PHI0GB29
SEA15KC2
DEN31STL1
CIN2NO25
SF28NYG2
TB0WAS23
ATL6CAR4
OAK1SD31
DET10ARI14
NE11IND11
PIT28TEN4

Now let's root, root, root for the home team!