First off: big fuck you to SbV8, Mangini, and PARS. (ETA: fine SbV8 you can have your damn picks)

Second, here's your damn games:

*BHMC*
BatmansRobynCOMMON PICKSTelemundo
SF CHI KC DALPHI MIA NE GB SEA DENSD CLE IND OAK
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Bring Back Anthony MasonCOMMON PICKSStuartScottsEye
BUF SEAPHI DET MIA NO NE GB BAL DENCAR STL
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Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletCOMMON PICKSSponsoredByV8
KC BAL DALPHI DET NE GB STL BUF DENMIA NO SEA
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DougExeterCOMMON PICKSSame Sad Echo
DET HOUPHI MIA NE PIT GB STL BUF DENNO SEA
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Evil Roy SladeCOMMON PICKSRubdirtinittakealap
SD INDPHI DET MIA NE GB STL BUF DENSF SEA
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FreemanMcNeilCOMMON PICKSrhythm method
MIA STLPHI DET NE GB CAR BUF SEA DENSD BAL
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Jay SaninCOMMON PICKSPleatherface
HOU STL IND OAKPHI MIA KC GB CLE DENSD DET NE ARI
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marmol heaterCOMMON PICKSPeabo Bryson
WAS CHI NYJ TB CAR HOU OAK CINMIN PITPHI DET NE GB NYG BUF SEA DEN
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*SJMC*
Aaron GCOMMON PICKSZachHalverson
MIA NO STL SEAPHI DET NE GB BUF DENHOU NYG DAL ARI
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AnthonyMasonsBarberCOMMON PICKSThe Amazing Sneijderman
SD MIAPHI DET NE GB IND BUF SEA DENNO PIT
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BlackGallagherCOMMON PICKSPostApocalypticRecSpecs
PHI MIA NO STLNE GB BAL BUF SEA DENKC CLE NYG IND
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cobra, brahCOMMON PICKSMr. Rodgers Neighborhood
SD MIN PIT BAL DAL DENNE GB STL BUFPHI DET MIA NO CAR CIN
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Cyrus the VirusCOMMON PICKSMangini in a Bottle
PHI DET MIA CARNE GB BAL NYG BUF DENKC CLE IND SEA
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DingoDenCOMMON PICKSJacquesLeftFeet
PIT STL ARIPHI DET NO NE GB BAL DENMIA BUF SEA
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DJ Jazzy Jeff WeaverCOMMON PICKSItlnStln
PIT BAL DALPHI DET NE GB BUF ARI DENNO KC STL
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DrifterCOMMON PICKSGirlwonder
CAR INDPHI DET NO NE GB BUF SEA DENBAL STL
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Third, here's your fucking pick totals:

SD6SF2
PHI27WAS1
DET22CHI2
MIN3MIA17
ATL0NO12
NE30NYJ1
KC8PIT8
GB31TB1
CLE6CAR7
BAL14HOU4
NYG6STL15
IND9DAL5
BUF25OAK3
SEA18ARI5
DEN30CIN2

Fourth, fuck Mangini, PARS, and SbV8.

Fifth:

Sixth: Merry Christmas.