Here's your interim Commish with the Idiots Pool Week 2 results. I gotta say, Doug's site is still unreadable. So, many many many props to Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet for providing a barely more legible shorthand of everyone's picks. It seems most people's weeks were won and lost (or tied) last night, and I had to go back and recount just now because I had momentarily forgotten who won the damn thing (it was Indy, by the way). Also, on the whole scores were down from last week, with only three participants notching 7 correct picks; there were also a lot of draws. Now, without further ado, let's take a look at the tape.

BRONZEHAMMER MEMORIAL CONFERENCE WEEK 2 SCORES:

******Score******Score
BatmansRobyn7Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet4
Pleatherface3Peabo Bryson7
rhythm method4Milo Minderbinder4
Rubdirtinittakealap4marmol heater6
Same Sad Echo4Jay Sanin3
SponsoredByV84FreemanMcNeil4
StuartScottsEye4Evil Roy Slade6
Telemundo5DougExeter5

Kudos to Peabo Bryson and BatmansRobyn for 7 correct picks. Pleatherface, you suck, and you should feel terrible. Seriously, what in fuck's name were you thinking? Oakland, really? Fuck you, Pleather.

SONARJOSE MEMORIAL CONFERENCE WEEK 2 SCORES:

Aaron G4BlackGallagher5
ItlnStln3Girlwonder3
JacquesLeftFeet4Erg3
Mangini in a Bottle5Drifter5
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood5DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver5
PostApocalypticRecSpecs6DingoDen6
The Amazing Sneijderman5Cyrus the Virus5
ZachHalverson4cobra, brah7

Well done, cobra, brah!, well done indeed. In this week's N0-Fucking-Shit-They-Tied Department, everyone please congratulate The Amazing Sneijderman and Cyrus the Virus on their totally foreseeable draw. [clucks tongue]

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I'll leave the collocation of the overall league standings to our fearless real Commissioner, provided he, his wife and dear children aren't held up by Canadian Customs this week. Doug also asks me to remind you to GET YOUR GODDAMN PICKS IN ON TIME (FRIDAY, 9:00 PM) AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PICK THE THURSDAY NIGHT GAME, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO WATCH TAMPA AND ATLANTA FUCK EACH OTHER FOR THREE HOURS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Twitter DM is preferred. Thank you.