All right, folks, I'm off enjoying the wonders of the Disneyland™ Resort in beautiful and not-at-all-fucking-goddamn-too-hot-for-my-pasty-Canadian-ass Anaheim, California.

But, thanks to the wonder of scheduled posting, here is the lineup for this week's pool.

First, your matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:PleatherfaceWeek 3SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:ItlnStln
Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsBring Back Anthony Mason*BlackGallaghervsAnthonyMasonsBarber
DougExetervsBatmansRobyn*cobra, brahvsAaron G
Evil Roy SladevsTelemundo*Cyrus the VirusvsZachHalverson
FreemanMcNeilvsStuartScottsEye*DingoDenvsThe Amazing Sneijderman
Jay SaninvsSponsoredByV8*DJ Jazzy Jeff WeavervsPostApocalypticRecSpecs
marmol heatervsSame Sad Echo*DriftervsMr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Milo MinderbindervsRubdirtinittakealap*ErgvsMangini in a Bottle
Peabo Brysonvsrhythm method*GirlwondervsJacquesLeftFeet

And, your schedule of NFL Games:

SD@BUFSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
TEN@CINSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
BAL@CLESUN, SEP 211:00 PM
GB@DETSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
DAL@STLSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
OAK@NESUN, SEP 211:00 PM
MIN@NOSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
HOU@NYGSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
WAS@PHISUN, SEP 211:00 PM
IND@JAXSUN, SEP 211:00 PM
SF@ARISUN, SEP 214:05 PM
KC@MIASUN, SEP 214:25 PM
DEN@SEASUN, SEP 214:25 PM
PIT@CARSUN, SEP 218:30 PM
CHI@NYJMON, SEP 228:30 PM

As usual, send me your ten picks, including the CHI-NYJ Monday nighter by Twitter DM. I'll extend the deadline for picks to 9pm Eastern on Friday because I'll be flying home that say. I won't be around to remind you to get your picks in, or to correct the number of picks, or to make sure that you remember to pick the Monday night game, so try a little harder this week, idiots.

DO NOT PICK THE TB-ATL THURSDAY NIGHT GAME. I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH