Some unnamed non-doctor-yet finally got around to sending me his picks, once again taking advantage of my lax enforcement of the picks deadline and my woeful inability to reject a bribe.

Accordingly, here are your Week 4 matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
BatmansRobynvsEvil Roy Slade
CHI IND DET PIT BUF SD ATL SF NO NE*GB IND MIA DET PIT BAL SD ATL NO NE
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Bring Back Anthony MasonvsDougExeter
IND PIT SD NE MIA CAR GB ATL SF NO*IND MIA DET PIT HOU SD ATL SF DAL KC
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rhythm methodvsPleatherface
IND MIA PIT BAL HOU SD ATL SF NO NE*KC OAK DET PIT BAL HOU ATL NO IND SD
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RubdirtinittakealapvsPeabo Bryson
IND PIT CAR SD ATL SF NO KC MIA GB*MIA HOU IND CHI PIT SD SF ATL NO NE
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Same Sad EchovsMilo Minderbinder
CHI IND DET PIT CAR SD ATL SF NO NE*NE NYJ SF ATL SD BAL PIT IND GB DAL
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SponsoredByV8vsmarmol heater
IND PIT SD SF HOU BAL OAK ATL NO KC*CHI IND MIA NYJ PIT SD ATL NO CAR KC
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StuartScottsEyevsJay Sanin
GB IND DET PIT CAR HOU JAX PHI NO NE*CHI IND KC SD ATL PIT DET BAL HOU PHI
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TelemundovsFreemanMcNeil
GB IND OAK DET BAL HOU SD SF NO KC*CHI IND DET PIT BUF SD ATL PHI NO NE
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SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:BlackGallagher
Aaron GvsCyrus the Virus
HOU BAL IND MIA PIT SF SD ATL NO NE*IND NE DET PIT MIA SD ATL HOU NO CHI
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AnthonyMasonsBarbervscobra, brah
IND MIA DET PIT CAR HOU SD ATL NO NE*NE NO PHI ATL SD MIA IND CHI CAR BUF
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JacquesLeftFeetvsItlnStln
GB HOU IND DET PIT MIA SD ATL NO NE*NE PHI ATL SD PIT MIA IND CHI DET DAL
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Mangini in a BottlevsGirlwonder
GB IND MIA DET PIT BUF SD ATL SF NE*IND DET PIT BAL HOU SD ATL SF NO NE
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Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsErg
GB IND MIA SD PIT SF NE DAL BAL ATL*CHI IND DET PIT HOU SD ATL SF NO KC
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PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsDrifter
GB IND DAL ATL SD PIT KC DET BAL HOU*CHI IND MIA DET PIT SD ATL PHI NO NE
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The Amazing SneijdermanvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
IND MIA DET PIT CAR SD ATL SF NO KC*CHI MIA DET PIT ATL PHI DAL NE BUF TEN
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ZachHalversonvsDingoDen
KC NO HOU TEN PIT SD SF BAL MIA CHI*KC BAL ATL SF SD IND PIT DAL HOU MIA
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