Week 4 is here and I'm proud to announce that the Idiot Pool finally has its very own theme song. Kudos to Zach Halverson for putting that together. It's our version of All My Rowdy Friends.

On to the matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
BatmansRobynvsEvil Roy Slade
Bring Back Anthony MasonvsDougExeter
rhythm methodvsPleatherface
RubdirtinittakealapvsPeabo Bryson
Same Sad EchovsMilo Minderbinder
SponsoredByV8vsmarmol heater
StuartScottsEyevsJay Sanin
TelemundovsFreemanMcNeil
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:BlackGallagher
Aaron GvsCyrus the Virus
AnthonyMasonsBarbervscobra, brah
JacquesLeftFeetvsItlnStln
Mangini in a BottlevsGirlwonder
Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsErg
PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsDrifter
The Amazing SneijdermanvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
ZachHalversonvsDingoDen

Here are the eligible NFL games:

GB@CHISUN, SEP 281:00 PM
TEN@INDSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
MIA@OAKSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
DET@NYJSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
TB@PITSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
CAR@BALSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
BUF@HOUSUN, SEP 281:00 PM
JAX@SDSUN, SEP 284:05 PM
ATL@MINSUN, SEP 284:25 PM
PHI@SFSUN, SEP 284:25 PM
NO@DALSUN, SEP 288:30 PM
NE@KCMON, SEP 298:30 PM

And here are the rules to remember for sending in your picks, you idiots:

1. Pick 10 games.
2. Pick ONE winner from each of those 10 games.
3. Do not pick the same game twice.
4. Do not pick the Thursday game.
5. Do not pick a team that is on a bye week. They cannot help you.
6. You must pick the NE-KC Monday nighter.
7. Send me your picks, preferably by Twitter DM, in this format: CIN GB DAL NE NO PHI IND SF CAR CHI. No commas, no editorials, using the abbreviations as listed in the schedule above. That's all I ask.
8. I hate you.

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Enjoy the games, even after tomorrow when we find out that J.J. Watt trades blood diamonds for Russian teenagers.