Along comes Week 7. Rubdirtinittakealap and Mangini in a Bottle both get byes this week so I don't have to type out their ridiculously long handles.

Below are your matchups, NFL games, and some stats to confuse your decision-making this week.

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Get me your picks by Friday at 3pm Eastern. Here's a thought: if you think you might be busy Friday, send me your damn picks early, idiots.

Matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Rubdirtinittakealap
Evil Roy SladevsDougExeter
FreemanMcNeilvsCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
Jay SaninvsBring Back Anthony Mason
marmol heatervsBatmansRobyn
Milo MinderbindervsTelemundo
Peabo BrysonvsStuartScottsEye
PleatherfacevsSponsoredByV8
rhythm methodvsSame Sad Echo
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:Mangini in a Bottle
Cyrus the Virusvscobra, brah
DingoDenvsBlackGallagher
DJ Jazzy Jeff WeavervsAnthonyMasonsBarber
DriftervsAaron G
ErgvsZachHalverson
GirlwondervsThe Amazing Sneijderman
ItlnStlnvsPostApocalypticRecSpecs
JacquesLeftFeetvsMr. Rodgers Neighborhood

NFL Games (Mandatory Game in Bold):

MIN@BUFSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
MIA@CHISUN, OCT 191:00 PM
NO@DETSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
CAR@GBSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
CIN@INDSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
SEA@STLSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
TEN@WASSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
CLE@JAXSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
ATL@BALSUN, OCT 191:00 PM
KC@SDSUN, OCT 194:05 PM
NYG@DALSUN, OCT 194:25 PM
ARI@OAKSUN, OCT 194:25 PM
SF@DENSUN, OCT 198:30 PM
HOU@PITMON, OCT 208:30 PM

Idiot Pool Fancystats:

Confidence Ratio (picks for a team vs. against them)

TeamForAgainstconfidence ratio
DEN120100.923
NO116110.913
SEA91100.901
SF128170.883
GB79180.814
NE118310.792
CIN72210.774
PIT96290.768
DET94300.758
PHI113470.706
SD115530.685
IND93480.660
BAL47300.610
HOU47310.603
CHI85570.599
ATL54410.568
ARI58640.475
CAR38520.422
MIA43640.402
DAL53880.376
NYG33570.367
KC41800.339
TEN39880.307
TB22810.214
CLE21780.212
NYJ311350.187
STL15990.132
WAS14940.130
BUF161090.128
MIN10970.093
JAX111400.073
OAK71100.060

Pick Ratio (Percentage of times team is picked vs. not picked)

Teampick ratio
DEN75.00%
NO72.50%
SEA71.09%
SF66.67%
GB61.72%
NE61.46%
PIT60.00%
SD59.90%
PHI58.85%
IND58.13%
DET48.96%
CIN45.00%
CHI44.27%
ARI36.25%
ATL33.75%
BAL29.38%
HOU29.38%
DAL27.60%
MIA26.88%
KC25.63%
NYG20.63%
TEN20.31%
CAR19.79%
NYJ16.15%
TB13.75%
CLE13.13%
STL9.38%
WAS8.75%
BUF8.33%
MIN6.25%
JAX5.73%
OAK4.38%

Reliability (percentage of wins delivered):

TeamCorrectreliability
ARI581.000
DEN1180.983
DAL510.962
PHI1060.938
SD1020.887
GB650.823
BAL370.787
IND720.774
CLE160.762
HOU340.723
DET630.670
SF850.664
WAS90.643
NE730.619
PIT580.604
NYJ180.581
CIN410.569
MIA210.488
TEN190.487
NO540.466
SEA400.440
KC170.415
CHI330.388
NYG110.333
BUF50.313
MIN30.300
CAR100.263
STL30.200
ATL20.037
JAX00.000
OAK00.000
TB00.000