Random Samplings

So, I picked five stories at random, hit all replies, and used a random number generator to pick a comment. Meet the new deadspin, same as your old deadspin.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/not-always-as-...

http://deadspin.com/did-harold-act...

http://deadspin.com/i-am-going-to-...

http://deadspin.com/i-am-going-to-...

http://deadspin.com/fuckin-witness...

0 for 5 my friends. 0 for 5.

If anybody wants to argue methodology, I'll be in my shower with a beer avoiding my family.