Congratulations to the 2014 Sidee winners — you are all horrible, horrible people:
Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Miniseries or Made for Sidespin Movie:
- Pleatherface, The Deadliest Spin
This is Pleatherface's first Sidee. He was previously nominated in every other category.
Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Musical or Comedy:
- Same Sad Echo, Second Chances
Same Sad Echo was previously the winner of 2012's Outstanding Blogging By a Guy With a Pseudonym Using a Second Pseudonym.
Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Dramatic Role (Non-Sports):
- BatmansRobyn, Stories I Won't Tell You.
BatmansRobyn was the winner of the 2013 Lbabee for Outstanding Frequent and Mediocre Commenting by a Female.
Outstanding Contributions to Sidespin in a Dramatic Role (Sports):
- Miserable Shitehawk, The Problem With Richard Sherman Isn't Richard Sherman
Miserable Shitehawk has previously killed five drifters overseas.
Worst Contributions to Sidespin:
- Morried In the Gary, Perspectives: American Football
Morried in the Gary was last seen with Miserable Shitehawk in Spain.
Worst Roundup Writer:
- Tyson T. Grivens
- Benevolent Dictator
- Plus Juan
- Voltaire's Angry Glove
- Colonel "Madmen" Maddox
- Senseless Apprentice
This is the first six-way tie in Sidee history.
Best Deadspin Writer:
- Tom Ley
This is Tom Ley's first Sidee.
Worst Deadspin Writer:
- Tom Ley
This is Tom Ley's second Sidee.
Outstanding Performance in a Recurring Guest Deadspin Comment Role:
- JRW, Recommended Your Post
This was the first unanimous winner in Sidee history.
Outstanding Performance in a Supporting +1
- Eddie Murray Sparkles
Eddie Murray Sparkles is not walking through that door.
2014 Deadspin Commenter of the Year:
This is Raysism's second COTY.