In third place and winner of this one of kind, never-before-been-seen piece of bellybutton lint shaped like Barbaro (the Cheeto, not the horse) is OldBeigeGuy with 474 recs.

In second place and winner of the shame and ignominy of being a total and complete front-runner as well as the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wear a set of Bob Barker’s The Price Is Right show-warn slacks with a pocket that actually held wrinkled $100 bills is marmol heater with “like 500 recs

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Winner is Milo Minderbender with 603 recs. He gets to set my line up (though I’ll be damned if I’ll tell him their tendencies) on August 31st match up versus Capt. Steamlet Nadypants or whatever the fuck his name is.

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