It occurred to me the other day that, thanks to the wild success of Sidespin, many of you only know me as the guy who "runs that commenting tournament", and not as the guy who "has consistently made excellent jokes over the past two-plus years."

But today we pit what are perhaps my two most identifiable features against one another in a battle of resume bulletpoints: runner of marathons, and the 2012 Deadspin Commenter of the Year.

You know the rules. And no O AN HE jokes.

French Fans Continue To Honor Cycling's Doping Past With Bare Asses

Another day, another butt! Sunday's ass exposure by a Tour de France spectator demonstrated the slight-of-hand necessary to pull off a classy mooning of the peloton as it rides past. Today's was not so subtle.

Indeed, this one seems specifically aimed at the television audience, which we appreciate. After all, it's just upholding a 2,000-year-old tradition. [NBCSN]