Roundup - Friday, April 11, 2014

Technology is a wonderful thing, ain't it? Why, just today Our Lady of the Holy Kinja decided to remind us mortals of her awesome power. I get the feeling that some of you aren't saying your prayers before tucking in for the night, so let me be clear: say your fucking prayers people.

Anyhow, I just got off the phone with Senseless Apprentice, who says he's left Cabo, but apparently American customs is feeling somewhat less than amiable this week. Like I always say, jokes about disappearing Malaysian airlines are best told out of US Marshalls' earshot. Let's see what all you fine upstanding citizens had to say, shall we?

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

Continuing the week's hot streak, RMJ=H plopped a wicked burn down in the noontime Kaepernick update.

The Amazing Sneijderman also stopped by to play the numbers game with resounding applause.

Demonstrating an admirable spirit of environmentalism, Same Sad Echo completed the trifecta with a smooth recontextualization. Why don't you three gentlemen share the Comment of the Day among yourselves.

I liked this quaint little pull in the Belgian cyclist post from TheInfantTyrone.

Total Fucking Duds

Hey, HamiltonPorter, that's a really great .gif (props to marmol heater and EditBay for some charming encouragement).

How's about if you shat on golf as a non-sport or went truther in the alley-oop post today, you can join your peers down here and take a seat. Sheesh.

No more duds, if only because I prefer the taste of bleach to reading that horseshit. Should you feel I missed anything, please include it below. Have some beers for me tonight; I'm still on DD duty for Shitehawk.