Howdy, folks. Lots of chuckles today but not a lot of favorites. Let's do this:

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

Joey Tallywacker has some fun with wordplay and sabermetrics, demonstrating that the best one-liners are succinct, smart, and multilayered.

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Several commenters had great spins on the same "Peter King is a stooge for the NFL" joke concept. The best were MattinglysSideburns, Madoffs Mets, and the absolutely disgusting Pleatherface. Congrats, gentlemen, you tied for Comment of the Day.

This entry from marmol heater works in large part because, despite the absurdity, you can actually picture it happening.

DougExeter gave us a great example of his talent for idiot jokes that bring out the, uh, idiots.

Duds

There were duds today, and I love talking about duds, but kinja keeps crashing before I can get this section written. So, in the spirit of Friday, fuck the duds.

As usual, yell at me below for what you think I missed. Have a great weekend.