Roundup - Monday, May 19, 2014

A day late, a dollar short. Let's get this moving.

Favorites, in no particular order:

The Amazing Sneijderman with the old bait-and-switch in the Robert Mathis post. More like the Amusing Sneijderman, amirite? (No.)

Milo Minderbinder made a joke I definitely understood the first time around in the Naked Ronaldo post.

In the NBA Jerseys post, marmol heater scored with a quality (or is it quantity?) fat joke.

I rarely list replies here, but Pleatherface polished a turd into gold in the FSU Softball post. That's-a nice-a smackdown.

Over in the Soccer Player Death post, one that would have been fodder for much gallows humor in the past, only RMJ=H took up the challenge with this grim wordplay. (Edit: I just realized, thanks to this idiot kinja system, that this was actually another reply. It worked well as a standalone joke but as a reply it is even better. Comment of the Day.)

Holy shit, it's been a while since there's been a good comedy pyramid. And while that streak is still ongoing, there was some good stuff by Sneijds, girlwonder, Pleatherface, Same Sad Echo, and others in the Angry Preakness Bro post.

In the Tony La Russa post, Andrew Daisuke hit a winner with this visual gag. I'm not convinced the picture was the best way to go here - I think AD could have probably done it even better by writing only "specfically, breathalyzers", but the concept is funny enough to carry any such quibbles.

Total Fucking Duds

Look, it's after midnight Wednesday morning by the time I'm posting this. Ain't no time for duds even if I did that crap.