Friday already? Get your beers cracked and we'll power through this.

Favorites, in no particular order:

In The Leviathan Demon Occult Shrimp post, pleatherface gives us some topical humor at the beast's expense. Keep your eyes open when walking the beach, pal. There is no doubt some nefarious cult right now stabbing voodoo dolls and chanting for the Great Crustacean to destroy you soon.

Oof, girlwonder. Short and brutal work there.

StuartScottsEye uses a trope that I really don't care much for and turns it into something that made me crack up. The breakneck, breathless pace conveyed in this comment really drives the funny home.

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This, by pkellen2313, near killed me. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but after that visual was dropped on me, all of them were cries of mercy.

In the Crazed Golfer post, Curtis Wenis and Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet let loose with a couple idiot zingers, respectively.

Since today's posts were geared more towards discussions, banter, and general mellowness, there is no COTD. The COTD is in your own hands, you filthy mob of ingrates..

Total Fucking Duds

Today's nominees are all in this fantasy football post, because the last thing in the world I care to read are an endless line of people proudly volunteering their shitty fantasy team names.

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Scream profanities, omissions, and other discussion-worthy things below, and enjoy this quickly-arrived weekend. Roundups will resume normal Monday-Friday hours next week.