Roundup - Friday, June 6, 2014

[shotguns Milwaukee's Best tallboy] You want a preamble? Go write your own fucking preamble. I want to talk about your jokes.

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

That Spurs Air Conditioning story this morning brought some seriously good swings. Kudos first to Same Sad Echo with a marvelous Idiot joke. And just below, Madoffs Mets constructed a very excellent zeugma. Thank you, gentlemen.

Why the hell do I find this little back and forth between Milo Minderbinder and RMJ=H so stupidly funny? I don't know. You're both stupid, stupid morons, and I love you.

marmol heater went for some absurdist characterization in the Lebron-Gatorade post this afternoon. Good shit there. Let's call it Comment of the Day.

Fat jokes are quickly becoming a saturated market, but packaged just right they can be hysterical. So, put your hands together for pkellen2313's Pablo Sandoval crack in the Puig Snow post.

Total Fucking Duds

Go fuck yourself, GoudaSamaritan.

I think that'll do it for the week. Not bad, all told. Offer your personal favorites and leftovers down there, and do the weekend right.