Roundup - Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Lookit you beautiful idiots. Cracking jokes and making me laugh. God love ya. Here we go with your Humpday Roundup!

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

Here's a great little gaffe from snoop-a-loop in the Bobby Ramos post this morning. That's spot-on longwinded, meandering, and desultory verbiage, there. And to switch gears so suddenly to a bank robbery? Great stuff.

Is this My Little Pony with Louisville FC's fleur-de-lis tattooed on her ass and a ham-fisted Cracker Barrel logo slapped on for good measure, Clinton Portishead? It sure looks like My Little Pony with Louisville FC's fleur-de-lis tattooed on her ass and a ham-fisted Cracker Barrel logo slapped on for good measure. Further, golf clap/shake-of-the-head for RMJ=H's childishly stupid photoshop in the NFL Logos thing. #Art

Wow, Madoffs Mets, this scene in the Gabe Kapler post is downright disgusting, and I fucking love it.

Speaking of disgusting, StuartScottsEye made his week's debut with this nasty bit in the Jayson Werth blurb. Later on, Stu wrote an excellent picture-interaction joke in the ASSTIME Carwash thing. Go back and look at that one again, will ya? Nice twofer, buddy, and congratulations on Comment of the Day (you decide which).

Good lord, SavetoFavorites, thanks for stopping by the WC Painted Animations story today. This imagined attribution quote is just a splendid high-wire act.

Transient crazy person ReverseApeChemist left a criminally under-appreciated comment in the Roy Jones Dong post this afternoon.

girlwonder showed up for the WC Pitch disaster to grace us with some Brazilian personal grooming didaxis.

Total Fucking Duds

I've held out as long as I can from calling out a writer, but goddammit if Will Gordon doesn't make a mess of the place on posts that are ripe for quality joke-making. Ugh.

Hey! That's a lot of favorites! Good job, team! Supplemental favorites/omissions/gripes down there, and bring the wood tomorrow. Holla!