Well look here. It's a roundup, which in case you forgot is where we highlight the best jokes of the day on Deadspin. So start making more best jokes of the day, idiots.

Favorites and duds from today's commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

There was some decent wordplay from buzzkilling and RMJ=H. Both were a little obvious but the combination of dumb and sparse delivery made them worth one star each. An even stronger example comes from DougExeter, demonstrating that plays on similar sounding or spelled words are made all the funnier when there's an added layer. In this case, it was a made-up but totally believable Icelandic-sounding name. I googled it, Doug gets two stars.

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This from SavetoFavorites is a great example of how carefully crafted language elevates an absurd dialogue joke. In just a few lines, StF gives us characters that we can visualize and believable (well, "believable") conversation. Well done. Two stars.

The student-blowing substitute post was good for a few laughs. The Amazing Sneijderman weighed in with a fantastic idiot joke that is good for two stars and a Comment of the Day. A close second place for COTD, also with two stars, was this groaner from pkellen2313.

Finally, The Amazing Sneijderman gets another star for...well, just read it and cringe-chuckle.

Total fucking duds

This whole conversation, from SRSFACE, is just so smarmy that it's hard to believe it's in earnest.

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And, seriously, who the fuck uses the term "baby mama" anymore? Quit this shit, Passaman.

Ok, that's all for tonight. Yell at me below if you think I missed anything (bonus points if it's not your own comment).