Thank god that's finally over. This is why we can't have nice things you jerks.

In honor of #SNL40, a game for this godforsaken frozen wasteland to warm the heart.

In this game, you will have fifteen clues. Each of the clues references both an athlete AND a famous SNL character or skit. Rules are the same as previous Songspins run by The Amazing Sneijderman, and the athlete may be the before or the after.

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The things will be connected by a sound in most cases, not a whole word. For example, if the clue were "What do you call a US soccer player who will tell you how he feels about you in the most explicit terms?" the answer would be Clint Dempsey + Cee-Lo Green, so Clint Dempsey-Lo Green. (All copyright to Sneijderman on this example) Good Luck!

What do you call?

  1. An in-the-know sharpshooter that will guide you to the best places to celebrate Presidents Day in New York City (Stefon Curry: Girlwonder)
  2. A group of dramatic oceansiders will make sure this German rider knows the best route to the finish (The Californians (Jens) Voight: Girlwonder)
  3. A powerful NFL'er who's just got to say so much that we'll never hear from Lindsey (JJ Watt Up With That?: OldBeigeGuy)
  4. A terrible quizzo who's oversized hat just couldn't bear Clay's speed and evasiveness? (Turd Fergusonny Liston: OldBeigeGuy)
  5. A local TV star who was prince of the midairwaves (Wayne's World B. Free : OldBeigeGuy)
  6. A simple man found by scientists whose primitive mind didn't keep him from finding safety on the gridiron. (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Milloy: Girlwonder)
  7. A pair of gym rats who weren't strong enough to rush down Pedro Martinez (Hanz and Franzimmer: Benoit...Balls)
  8. A steady diet of government cheese couldn't prevent this golfer from sadly scorning Happy's antics. (Matt Foley Trevino: OldBeigeGuy)
  9. Da best group of guys that should have been calling out the name of the greatest QB to suit up for their favorite team, not Da Coach's. (Bill Swerski's Superfansid Luckman: lyrad axab)
  10. A powerful outfielder who's the cock of the walk in his gold-plated jock strap. (Jay Bruce Dickenson : OldBeigeGuy)
  11. The NFL may not be in his future, but this katana wielding Tiger has many other career options. Hopefully he doesn't get a concussion breaking your sandwich bread. (Michael Samurai Futaba (aka Samurai Belushi) : Girlwonder & OldBeigeGuy)
  12. A feline chauffeur finds gold on ice in Canada. (Toonces the driving Katarina Witt: Joey Tallywacker)
  13. This New Jersey sleezebag would rather spend time promoting his line of kids toys than attacking the pitch. (Irwin Mainwayne Rooney: Girlwonder)
  14. Never a hair out of place, but it's always something, usually a major title, for this links great. (Roseanne Rosannadannika Sorenstam: OldBeigeGuy)
  15. This greatest of lotharios may be persistent in the hotel room, but no financial incentive will get him to give an effort between the hash marks. (The Continentalbert Haynesworth: OldBeigeGuy)