Sports Ranked By Human Advantage Over Vicious Animal

(Ed. Note: The rankings take into account the human competitor's ability to defend himself, hide and/or escape from the vicious animal.)

1. Javelin

2. NASCAR

3. Tour de France

4. Diving

5. Marathon

6. Horse racing

7. Water polo

8. Gymnastics

9. Bowling

10. Hockey

11. Golf

12. College football*

13. Baseball

14. 400m hurdles

15. Soccer

16. Basketball

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44. Pro Football

45. Spelling bee**

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156. Boxing

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4,567. MMA

4,568. Competitive eating

4,569. World Series of Poker***

* Anthropomorphic mascots temporarily cause confusion

** They would eat the bell lady first

*** They're really good bluffers