Today was not good for jokes. They were rare, often milquetoast, and mostly just plain sucked. Your two laughers: a stab at Microsoft by Same Sad Echo, and your (far and away the closest thing to hilarious) COTD winner Freeman McNeil with just a famtastic zinger on an elite quarterback.

Duds? Pick a post. I had written up egregious examples over the day and finally stopped after I got to ten stupid, unfunny, uninspired, weak-ass comments. Let's try a little harder next week, maybe? Give me something to write about.

Weigh forth below on today's utter shitshow, I'll try and be around.