8. Oh fuck. It's. Not. Moving.
7. Oh fuck. A bear could kill me.
6. Where'd that big dog come from?
5. No bear don't run away!!
4. This sure is a swell hike I'm on.
3. Wait. That's not a dog. THAT'S A BEAR.
2. I can't wait to tell Tom Ley I saw a bear!
1. THAT'S A BEAR!!!!!!1!!!!