8. Oh fuck. It's. Not. Moving.


7. Oh fuck. A bear could kill me.

6. Where'd that big dog come from?


5. No bear don't run away!!

4. This sure is a swell hike I'm on.

3. Wait. That's not a dog. THAT'S A BEAR.


2. I can't wait to tell Tom Ley I saw a bear!

1. THAT'S A BEAR!!!!!!1!!!!