It took 25 days of voting, 68 entries, over 20,000 votes, 2 hosts, seven guests, and a mountain of blood, sweat and tears to decide on The Worst Pop / Rock Song Since 1990. But today, 53 days after the first nominee, you’ve decided. Your Worst Pop / Rock Song since 1990 is:
DUE TO CHAPTER 11 PROCEEDINGS WE LEGALLY CANNOT DISCLOSE THE WINNER OF THIS POLL
UPDATE (3:40 PM): We have conferred with our lawyers and without violating the court order can say that WERE there a hypothetical #WorstSongBracket and therefore a hypothetical #WorstSongBracket winner as elected by the fans, it is “more likely than not” that the same “winning” song would NOT BE but MAY (in this hypothetical) rhyme with the words on the next line:
“BRUISE (PENIS)“ BY THE CORRIDOR FORGER LIME ft. JELLY!
Hypothetical congratulations to the Corridor Forger Lime and Jelly on their hypothetical win. Our attorneys are fighting the gag order over the weekend (the judicial system is strange like that), we will advise if we can report the actual winner on Monday.