Feed the cat

Clean up after the cat

Sell the cat to the Chinese place out back

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Clean up after the dog

Build a small fenced area out back that the dog can be penned in and not have to be in the house cause these newspapers all over the floor smell like piss and I think there’s shit under that one near the back door so if he can stay outside then that’s probably good for him cause he’s a dog and they like being outdoors and stuff

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