Thanks to my non-stop haranguing, all of your picks are in for this weekend's games. Resident Idiot Pleatherface will be around Monday or Tuesday to post the results in my absence, and I will update the standings late next week.

Here are the matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Bring Back Anthony Mason
BatmansRobynvsCapt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet
BUF NO DAL NE NYG SD TB DEN GB PHI*CIN NO TEN WAS SEA TB DEN GB SF IND
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PleatherfacevsPeabo Bryson
NO SF GB SEA JAX NE ATL MIA PHI OAK*CIN NO NE ARI SEA DEN GB HOU SF PHI
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rhythm methodvsMilo Minderbinder
CIN DEN GB SF IND TEN NE SEA TB NO*IND NYJ SF NO NE SEA CIN TEN ARI DEN
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Rubdirtinittakealapvsmarmol heater
NO NE ARI SEA TB DEN GB SF IND ATL*MIA NO NE ARI DET GB DEN TB PHI WAS
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Same Sad EchovsJay Sanin
CAR NO NE JAX SEA TB DEN GB SF IND*ATL NO MIN NYG SEA TB DEN GB SF PHI
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SponsoredByV8vsFreemanMcNeil
WSH NO CIN TB SEA GB DEN SF TEN IND*MIA TEN NE NYG CAR SEA TB DEN SF PHI
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StuartScottsEyevsEvil Roy Slade
CIN NO DAL NYG JAX SEA DEN GB SF IND*NO TEN NE WAS SEA DEN GB HOU SF PHI
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TelemundovsDougExeter
CIN NO TEN NE SEA DEN GB HOU SF IND*SF GB SEA NO DEN HOU MIA STL WAS IND
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SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:AnthonyMasonsBarber
Aaron GvsBlackGallagher
CIN NO TEN WAS SEA TB DEN GB SF IND*NO TEN NE ARI WAS SEA TB DEN GB IND
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ItlnStlnvsGirlwonder
NO TEN ARI DEN HOU SF IND JAX MIA SEA*NO TEN MIN SEA TB DEN GB HOU SF IND
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JacquesLeftFeetvsErg
WAS TEN NO CIN TB GB SEA DEN SF IND*ATL NO MIN NYG SEA TB DEN GB SF PHI
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Mangini in a BottlevsDrifter
BUF ATL NO ARI SEA STL DEN GB SF IND*MIA CIN NE JAX SEA TB DEN GB HOU IND
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Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
DET IND SF GB DEN SEA ARI CIN NO BUF*PHI SF GB MIA NE SEA DEN TEN ARI NO
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PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsDingoDen
PHI CIN NO ARI SF GB DEN TEN HOU MIA*NE WAS NO NYG GB SF DEN TB PHI CIN
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The Amazing SneijdermanvsCyrus the Virus
NO NE NYG DET SEA TB DEN GB HOU IND*NO NE DET SEA TB DEN GB HOU SF IND
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ZachHalversonvscobra, brah
IND SF HOU DEN SEA DET NO ATL MIA STL*GB DEN TB SD NYG BUF CLE CIN PHI MIN
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Enjoy the games, while once again feeling morally conflicted about it!