Pictured: the Google Voice transcription team, hard at work (fun fact: if you search for "monkey typewriter" in Google Images, you will get this image [warning: BEYOND NSFW] in the results)

My mother called me and then left me the following voicemail, according to the crack wizards at Google Voice's transcription lab:

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Aw, thanks Mom!