Whoa boy, that really was madness, wasn't it? The first day of the tournament saw five games decided by 1 point, more than the entire 2014 tournament.

Derry Murbles played the upset scoring in the pool like a high school coach that never punts, using a "fuck it I'm all in on the upsets other than 1 and 2 seeds" strategy to catapult himself into first place despite having the second fewest correct picks.

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Derry rode #14 Georgia State, #14 UAB, and #11 UCLA to a whopping 37 points of the first day. BirdLaw came in at a distant second with a slightly more conservative strategy to finish with 27 points. [MRN note: I guess employing this format to keep the later rounds more competitive might have bit me in the ass already]

Lucky bastard of the day is Bong Hits 4 Tebow, who in addition to having a handle that is relevant in the media cycle once again saw longshot Final Four pick #8 Cincy advance at the buzzer.

Idiot of the day was Batman's Robyn, who had the fewest correct picks (6) and also the dubious honor of losing TWO Final Four teams on the opening day. Fittingly, BR hails from the "not quite as great today" Republic of Texas, who's schools lost every single game they played yesterday, going a combined 0-5 with no remaining teams in the tournament.

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Cobra, brah! remains in last place with zero points. Could somebody check on Toronto for us to make sure it's still there? Unlike Doug Exeter, it'd be a shame if he was lost forever.

Here are the full results. Enjoy the roller coaster everybody.

Champion Picks

Kentucky25
Wisconsin5
Villanova4
Arizona2
Virginia1
No Pick1

Final Four Picks

Midwest East
Kentucky34Villanova14
Cincy1Virginia9
Maryland1Louisville5
Wichita St1Oklahoma4
Michigan St.2
Northern Iowa2
Providence1
WestSouth
Arizona17Duke19
Wisconsin13Gonzaga11
Baylor5Iowa St.6
UNC2SMU1