Dancing with the Stars correspondent Lynn Hoppes of ESPN — a male person who salivated intensely over bravado, attempted to lure a scam artist onto a college athletic team, copied from a website that copies from other places, and re-gayed a gay guy — has been unhired, the square root of nine sources have confirmed. ESPN is also shutting down that magazine that they give you when you go to a play, which is where Hoppes lived for the past solar cycle. An ESPN spokesperson refused to comment